#nicky ricky dicky and dawn fanfiction

[topperscumslut]

ok look i didn’t expect to write anything tn but after i came up with this it had me thinking, like which quad would be the biggest stoner?? idk why prolly childhood trauma but i just get OBSESSED with NRDD when im high and need to consume (watching it or reading about it) and/or create (writing about it) content relating to it, either the canon kid version of the quads i grew up with when *i* was that age (i’m 20) or the modern-day fanon version where they’re young adults. oddly enough it’s just very cathartic for me; get me an edible, some comfort food (preferably mac and cheese and/or lucky charms), some PJs, and classic Nickelodeon family sitcom Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn and i will be having literally the BEST time of my life. but anyway this got me really curious about the quads as stoners so ig i’m writing a blurb about it now

again the quads are AGED UP to their current canonical age (19/20) in this plz don’t cancel me.

kinda a mix of being a fic blurb/HC blurb and me just ranting my thoughts

i am SO fuckinf stoned writing this ohgmyfk

Nicky

i feel like Nicky could very easily be a contender for biggest stoner of the quads tbh. modern Nicky is a total indie kid, let’s be honest, so, like, peak demographic tbh. in my fic Disaster i did write Nicky as not being interested in weed or alcohol (and not out of personal bias, i was literally high when i wrote this fic lmao), but i wrote that nearly two years ago and honestly i feel like Nicky would be a lot more into weed than booze tbh. but i do get where i was coming from when i wrote him as not getting into that stuff cuz he was always sorta the “innocent one” on the show, sure Ricky is the goody two shoes teacher’s pet, but he’s also a scrappy lil fuck. Nicky is always kinda painted as the “good boy” (often to Dicky’s “bad boy”, unless Ricky is the aforementioned “good boy”) (think the remote episode), so it would make sense that he doesn’t dabble in drugs or alcohol. and honestly, i could totally see him going either way. either innocent kid that refuses to try it or massive stoner, no in between. tbh i feel like he was once the former before becoming the latter. same.

Ricky

Ricky is SO hesitant to partake ohmygod. definitely not the biggest stoner but when his siblings finally wear him down and convince him to try it (Ricky complaining about peer pressure the whole time) he does enjoy it, tho he won’t admit it. partakes rarely, usually sativa to help him focus and be productive

Dicky

MASSIVEEEEE stoner. honestly only rivaled by post-weed-awakening Nicky imo. this man looooves the za. he’s just such a chill “whatever dude” on the show even as a child, so just IMAGINE college age Dicky. definitely the one to introduce the other quads to it, and the first quad to try it. tbh i def feel like Dicky started it but i can’t decide if he introduced it to Nicky or Dawn first (as established Ricky was most reluctant and latest to join) (in these images im imagining it would be a circle not unlike that 70s show just with the quads). girl i feel like he deals at school im ngl LMAO. likely high like, a LOT of the time. probably has a bong collection

Dawn

ok i feel like Dawn also probably would’ve been a little hesitant at first. she wants to, but she’s also this overachiever perfectionist (not unlike to Ricky, just in different arenas). once she does agree to try it tho, she LOVES it. she just doesn’t have much time for it. participates in the occasional sesh with her friends and/or siblings or the occasional solo sesh. definitely more into it than Ricky who very rarely joins, still a stoner but just not as much of a stoner as two of her three brothers

so, in conclusion, in order of biggest stoner to least

1. Dicky

2. Nicky

3. Dawn

4. Ricky

honestly the Harper quads aged up to the age they would canonically be (19/20) would be a god tier blunt rotation

[topperscumslut]

just a quick preface, in ANY nicky, ricky, dicky, and dawn fic, blurb, imagine, headcanon, etc that i write, the Harper quads (and their friends/classmates) are ALWAYS aged up to 18. if YOU as the reader are a minor and want to imagine the characters as younger than i’ve written them, that is YOUR prerogative and i can’t stop you cuz i did that sort of shit when i was a minor too, but i’ll always write the quads as at least 18 for a couple reasons:

1. that’s the age they would realistically be in the present day, it was confirmed that the quads were born in 2004 and even though i don’t think it was mentioned in the series, wiki says avery (the one ricky had a crush on in s3) was born in june 2004 and that she has the same birthday as the quads, so realistically, they would have recently turned 18. that’s also *approximately* the same age as the actors irl considering they were all born between may 2003 and april 2004

2. as a newly 19 year old human (my birthday was a few days ago so yay!!) i don’t really feel comfortable in good conscience writing romantic scenarios (which is mostly what i write for NRDD, and just in general) about minors, and ESPECIALLY not if it was smut, which i haven’t written for this series yet but would be down to do if y’all were interested in it. i completely understand if that would gross people out considering they were such young kids during the run of the show but again, if i were to write anything adult for them, THEY WOULD BE WRITTEN AS ADULTS!!! barely legal adults, sure, but i as the writer am barely legal, and i don’t really think that july 2003-june 2004 is a very inappropriate age difference. if you’re like 30 getting off to my posts about 18 year olds, then that’s a problem.

this is also just a general rule for my fics, especially for my smuts. if I’m writing about a character who’s canonically a teenager, like topper thornton who is 16 in OBX or five hargreeves who’s (physically) 13 in TUA, they are ALWAYS aged up to 18. ik this hellsite isn’t near as sensitive, but god the amount of hate i’ve gotten on tiktok for talking about being attracted to and shifting realities for five hargreeves and nicky harper even after i specified that they were adults in my DRs is unreal. like, i literally picture them (especially nicky, who we’ve gotten no recent content of since NRDD has been canceled for 4 years) as the 18 year old version of aidan gallagher that i know and love today. like, aidan is literally just under two months younger than me so i don’t really feel out of line making romantic or sexual remarks about his characters. i try not to sexualize him personally cuz he is a real person and even tho he’s technically an adult he’s still a very young one, but his characters are literally FICTIONAL.

anyway thank you for reading my ramble lmao. as one of my favorite shifttoker’s @/aidanshifts says (gotta give credit where it’s due), adults shifters are going to do adult things. on that note, adult writers are going to write adult things. between quarantine and all the other shit that’s gone down the past couple years, half the time i expect to wake up as a 16 year old high school student again. but i’m a grown woman and a fucking sophomore in college now. i write primarily adult content. if you don’t like that or you’re a minor i respect that and you’re more than welcome to leave my page if it makes you uncomfortable in any way whatsoever. anyway. have a great day y’all and thanks for listening to my bullshit <3